How to survive the worst novel ever written

Oscar has spent a great deal of his time reading romance novels in order to be able to criticize them on his website. Everything seems to be going well for him, since he´s got a large number of followers who support him, make reading recommendations and are delighted with his way of attacking unoriginal works.
But what would happen if Oscar suddenly transmigrated into one of those novels he criticized?
What if he landed right into the worst of them all?
No, more than that... What would happen if he reincarnated as the cannon fodder fated to die by the hands of the villain?

(Also posting at royalroad.com)