Chapter 8: Ch8: Emil Does Steroids and Isn’t Funny

Slavery was a choice.

-Ye

"Hwey Evwybwody!" Commander McNelly said, as he burst into the barracks.

"Hey Commander McNelly!" Everyone said in unison and waved. 

"Wy Wheard wou wyeded wa nwew wuadmwate."

"Yeah we do!" Emil replied.

"Pweswenwing Cworpwal Izumi."

McNelly step aside to reveil their new teammate. They looked exactly like Yui, same suite and everything, but minus the tiddies.

"Chint chong ring ring me rove you rong time," Izumi said with a grin.

"Konnichiwa Izumi-san!" Yui replied.

"This isn't even funny. This is just a harmful and racist stereotype," private Shit Stain said.

"Shut up! Shut the fuck up," Emil Yelled in Shit Stain's face, "You fucking retard!"

"Thank you for the warm wercome. My and my bussy courdn't be happier with the new assignment," Izumi chirped.

"Oh shit, it's a guy!" Emil gasped in surprise.

"Uh that's transphobic," private Shit Stain replied.

"I am going to fucking kill you if you don't fucking shut up! No one fucking cares! Anyone still reading this fucking slop doesn't give two shits about traps!" Emil screamed and ran out of the room like a roided up psychopath.

Later that Day

On the front lines

Two soldiers talked while waiting for the round to start.

"Look man I'm just saying these jokes are getting kind of stale. Don't you have any new ideas?"

"I'm a stupid idiot what do you expect? Subtle and refined humor?"

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"Maybe like don't write about rape for one chapter."

"Fuck you! I'm going to put rape in every chapter now and no one can stop me!"

"You're just making yourself look stupid and crazy."

"This entire exchange makes me sound crazy."

"Amen to that."

Emil walked up to the two men in deep conversation, "Stop flapping your gums and get ready. We need those towers up ASAP."

"Yes Sir, Sergeant Emil!" They both replied in unison.

Meanwhile, Izumi perched himself high up on a bolder, staring off into the distance while his cloths blew in the wind anime style.

"Izumi! Get your bussy down here!" Emil called to him.

"Sorry, Sergeant. I was just thinking about my dead famiry and my tragic back story," Izumi brooded

Emil brushed his replied aside, "No time for that. I've heard some disturbing news about traps being gay! Are you... Gay?"

"No, trap isn't gay. Just a rittre sussy. A rittre sussy with the boys. Nothing wrong about being a rittre sussy with the boys."

"Good to here it corporal!" Emil said, slapping his ass as hard as he could, sending out a big meaty smack, "Just a little sussy with the boys! I get it!"

But there was no time to be sussy with the bussy. The wave was starting. Monsters ran through the trench single file, like they were in the lunch line. Only the lunch was the humans! Thankfully Emil's squad had built their towers before hand, which for some reason no one had thought to do until now.

"Dog hand activate!" Emil's yell echoed across the battlefield. 

His transformation would take time. Since he had used up all his dog hand energy last time he transformed, his squad would have to hold off the enemy and defend him.

"I swear I'll give my life to defend you Emil," Yui whispered to him while he was frozen in his transformation state.

"Me too. I'd do anything for Sarge!" Private Shit Stain said with a tear in his eye.

"BANZI!!!" Izumi screeched, kamikazing himself into the side of a rock.

To be continued...