loser in the World of Harry Potter

Let's go in order. I'm 18 now and ugh, finally graduated... I'm so tired.

Now tell me what's special about you and I'll tell you f* ck bitches *not f* ck unlucky.

Okay, since I was about 6 or 7, I don't know exactly, but I noticed strange things happening around me, whatever I do, everything goes to hell, I don't know why, but things always go wrong the way I want them to.

Between the ages of 13 and 14 I escaped death three times, the first time because of a stupid friend, the second time I was almost run over by a car, and the third time I don't want to remember, I still get goose bumps. Then these oddities changed abruptly until I was 15, then...