Chapter 4: Smoke Time

To: All Inbound Specialists of Department Zero

From: Robert York, Head of Department Zero

RE: Smoke Time

 

 

I know the job can be stressful, and everyone likes to take some time to go get a smoke now and again. However, I would like to point out that you are required to smoke 50 feet from the building. This is a state law. We have multiple smoking poles scattered around the building and some of them have shelters to protect against the sun. I also don't care anything about so-called "giant iridescent tongues" lurking under the desert sands

 

IF YOU SMOKE, YOU MUST SMOKE EXACTLY FIFTY FEET FROM THE BUILDING

 

50 feet. NO MORE. NO LESS.

 

I don't want to be the bad guy here, but you guys are putting me in a bad position here. Just smoke where you are supposed to smoke.

 

AND DON'T THROW YOUR BUTTS ON THE GROUND.

 

The other departments are starting to complain and you guys are making me look bad. Are you all slobs? Is it so hard to toss the remains in the Butt-Stop?

 

Remember: Teamwork makes the dream work!

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