Chapter 6: Over Time

To: All Inbound Specialists of Department Zero

From: Robert York, Head of Department Zero

RE: Overtime

 

 

I know we've all had to work quite a bit of overtime lately. People are getting a little stressed. It isn't my fault that you guys can't score a goal. This is what happens when the score is tied and you guys can't get the job done! To make sure to encourage people to get with the program, we're going to be making some changes.

 

1. The penalty box has been replaced with the penalty void.

 

2. During half time, someone from the main building is chosen at random to make a single shot at a goal from half court. If they make it, one of their loved ones is released. A lie detector test will be administered to make sure they really, TRULY love them. If they don't, or never had any loved ones in the first place, they will be given a coupon for a free frozen yogurt instead.

 

3. Instant replays will involve everyone in a five mile radius reliving the last two minutes of their lives. They will be aware this is time repeating itself, yet unable to alter events in any way. It's just too much hassle to try and be selective about it.

 

4. For the sake of realism, Tully The Turtle, or mascot, will be flipped onto his back and kept under a giant heat lamp for the entire duration of the game. One of you will be selected to wear the costume. We hope this will encourage you to finish the game faster, or at the very least make friends with the rest of the team so they care enough to avoid Overtime.

 

5. In addition to the Kiss Cam, the Hug Cam, and the Smile Cam, we are adding the Molt Cam.

 

6. To make the game more interesting, there will no longer be penalties for Hooking, High Sticking, or Cross Dressing.

 

7. Due to complaints, we're no longer playing Aztec Style.

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