Chapter 2: Respawn Point

“Seems we’re once more in for gobbers of fresh excitement with the latest System Tutorial volunteers. Oh my whinkies, a total of 16 981 souls signed up for Ultrahardcore Permadeath mode. Old records are being broken left and right and that’s the case here, my oh my. What do you make of this development, Snaizel?”

“Well.” The slender blue woman bobbed her head towards the thickly-set scarlet man beside her. “I will say two words: Dark Souls.”

The man leaned closer. “So it’s a case of the Earthling’s gamer culture influencing their risk analysis abilities? Interesting. Analysts have certainly highlighted their disproportionate entertainment culture in—”

Static flickered.

A fuccubus with magenta skin, a single curved horn, and artful flower lingerie squeezing her voluptuous curves replaced the prim and proper analysts. “...pleasure to welcome a guest star for tonight’s special episode of Celene & Connoisseur's, an old friend, a fellow Connoisseur, and a bit of a celebrity among certain circles of higher beings: ION!”

“Howdy hey! Yahallo, friends!” A beautiful horned woman with lilac skin and friendly amber eyes shoved her face in the camera. She wore a similar floral body-harness, a pair of stockings, and nothing else. “Always glad to have an excuse to visit you Celene, and I’ve gotta say, I looove the flower theme you have going on at the studio today. Is everything here fuckable?”

An edge of smoky sex trailed Celene’s giggles. “Sure is! All thanks to our good friend Uno for sponsoring this episode.”

“These are Uno’s? Wowsies!” Ion examined the crotch strap digging between her legs. “Mmmph. So slick and comfy and the aphrodisiac hits just right. Feels like everyone’s popping off lately.”

“That it does. We’ll test out the other toys later, I promise.”

“Oh, crud, I wasn’t being subtle?”

“You’re drooling my dear.” 

Ion laughed softly. “Just wait till I get something in my mouth.”

“Believe me, I am trying to. But let’s move onto the big hard topic we’re sittin on. Ion isn’t here just because she gives some of the best oral on this side of the multiverse, or because she’s my favorite lesser deity, no. My dear connoisseurs, we have with us a goddess who’s formerly from a modern era Terra, and she tells me we are in for a treat, isn’t that right?”

“Damn straight! Get your toys ready and nethers lubed, this generation’s Lewd tutorial is gonna get a patch of movers and shakers. This time next month we’ll be watching the rise of the next generation of Lewd Stars!”

Static flickered and the crystal ball went black momentarily, before magic filled it with flickering scenes from the points of view of men and women.

“Random search for ‘cute, subby, gender-bender,” said the ball’s owner, picking the first result, and diving right in to sync their soul with the feed.

 

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[Welcome to your personal Respawn Point at Lewd Tutorial. Prolonged exposure to Bad Ends and usage of safeword within Dungeons will trigger return to your personal Respawn Point. You may kick and ban others from your Respawn Point through the manage rights menu of your Respawn Point. Points and mundane currency can be used to further customize your Respawn Point.]

 

I woke to a shiver of cold on a blanket spread over a hard plastic floor, and swiped away the System messages. A naked light-bulb dangling from a cracked ceiling added a sickly yellow hue to the dinghy wooden cupboard, which aside from the two doors and my blanket, was the only furniture in the pale-gray room.

My body stretched reflexively, kicking against the blanket.

“Nnngh.” A soft girly moan escaped my lips, snapping me to full alertness. 

Two perky upturned breasts stared at me with hard pinky-tip sized nipples. Beneath those modest hills stretched an expanse of creamy pale skin, which covered a delightfully svelte frame absent of both pudge and muscle. Goosebumps and electricity ran through me, as I marveled at the soft angles with which my slender waist tapered into pleasantly wide hips and two gorgeously curvy legs. 

They moved. Smooth silky leg brushed against the other. I let out a gasp of delight. How was having legs allowed to feel good?

It’s me. Mine. My body? Finally awake, my brain started short-circuiting. Was I allowed to touch this? To be this— 

“Oh gosh.” It was smooth.

Gone were my heirlooms, replaced by a clean hairless slit. It — I — had outer lips so snug that all I saw was the vanishing beginning of a pink stripe of flesh and the smallest bump. Tight, puffy, and pretty, my pussy was all and more than I’d dared dream of and more. My heart started a hike uphill at full speed. Heat rushed to my face. A second slower unfamiliar warmth rose to follow it as blood rushed downstairs in a way I’d never felt before, heating up my core.

“Gods, I’m sexy.”

My voice was sooo fluffy, like a pair of cute little bells on a rabbit. “Heee!” That was the sound of me squealing with delight. 

Giggles continued. An avalanche of joys tumbled through my brain as I pawed at myself, half-stuck in disbelief. It didn’t help that my cheeks, lips, chin-long strands of pale-bluish hair, and everywhere my fingers slipped was like the supplest velvet. Every touch tingled with intense sensitivity, as if until today I’d been wearing leather for skin.

Naturally, I gave my breasts a thorough investigation, savoring the sensation of my small fingers sinking into those luxurious little buns. “Oh God,” I gasped, squeezing. My fingers slipped towards the nipples, pausing ever so briefly to ask if I dared. I did, and a thrill of red-hot arousal ran through me, chasing out a deeply sexual moan. “Oh God~”

Fingers wandered down to meet the horny wet kiss of my sex. I spread my legs, dipped deep into shlicktown, and had my life’s first toe-curling orgasm.

Apparently post nut clarity is a thing for women too, though it did come a bit slower than it had. But holy moley I’m thankful it came! Masturbating was not the first thing anyone should be doing after being transported into an unknown world by a magical [System].

Not if I wanted to seize this chance and make my secret dream life of lewdness and luxury more than a fap-fantasy.

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