Two hours earlier, I was mistaken for Holver Arnoa. I had no idea what happened to that person, but those people needed a therapist or ophthalmologist.
They couldn't differentiate me from the original person. Their brain cells had already stopped working, so they need to call a doctor to take medical treatment.
'One thing that could raise a question is, are they okay? No, I don't think so,' I declared.
As I said before, this life was very boring to keep up with. No one would even listen to my story. In fact, they would choose to read a novel with a cover photo of a beautiful anime girl, or a handsome man with unique abilities.
Nobody was attentive to my opinion. No one was believing it.
To be honest, I wasn't being a pessimist or passive person. But the world really loved to give me a challenging tests so much.
Maybe God really wanted me to suffer for his entertainment. I was born with unlucky life. Therefore, I won't be surprised to discover that I was destined to die in vain.
After the incident, I called Toby to pick me up, and he immediately turned back for me. Toby was really a true friend. He won't leave me behind.
However, he was stuck in the Eastern Bloc, two kilometers away from my position. Traffic jam was keeping him preoccupied.
'It is just a few kilometers. I can just walk to reach him,' I stayed positive.
I decided to walk until I reach the place.
When I received a call from Toby that we should me in the shopping district, I searched for a shortcut and calculated my distance and time to rendenvouz witg my friend. Thankfully, I found this bridge connected to my destination.
As I crossed it, I found a hat on the surface. I picked it up. Then, I looked for the owner.
My eyes opened wide in amazement.
A beautiful goddess appeared before me. She's wearing an expensive outfit. Her jacket covered the skin of her shoulder, but her thighs were revealing too much of her legs.
Her cold gaze captivated my heart. That young lady reached the requirements that I loved. I loved having a dominating look like that!
Her shape had an hourglass body. Her legs and upper body were probably considered proportionate. Her shoulders might be slightly rounded, and she had a rounded buttock that I really liked to take a peek at.
'Pull yourself together. She looks like a high school student. You might get arrested again. Let's face it, man. This girl is out of our league. In this modern age, this lady might already be in a relationship,' I shook my head horizontally to wake myself up.
One of my rules: Beware of beautiful things. They might be pretty outside, but they contained poison that could kill you in the end.
That's why I immediately gave it to her. I placed her hat on her head. Then, I ran away upon hearing Toby's voice.
'Goodbye, beautiful goddess. I hope you enjoy your life with your lover,' I waved a hand to say my regards.
I cried inside my head.
I lose my chance to become an OFW. I wanted to return home, but unfortunately, I didn't have the money to buy a ticket.
As we arrived at the house, Helena and my niece welcomed us back with open arms. Then, Helena introduced me again to Mr. Rick Bond.
When I almost lose hope in this world, Mr. Rick gave me a new life by offering me a job.
"By the way, where is the working place located anyway?" I inquired, smiling. "It is the Freedom City, United Realm. Remember the name?" Mr. Rick responded with smiling teeth. Then, he took a sip of his cup of tea. "Yeah... yeah, I don't know what is it. But it sounds a bit cool to hear," I nodded.
"Does it ring a bell to you?" Mr. Rick implored. "Honestly, no. I have never heard the name before, Mr. Bond," I confirmed.
The narcissist woman and this British guy blinked their eyes in surprise. They reacted at the same time upon hearing it.
"Seriously?" Mr. Rick tilted his head to the side with a confused look. "Yes, and I have zero knowledge about its history and its geographical location, sir," I nodded, smiling.
'Keep smiling, Holmer. Keep smiling and stay relaxed. Nice and easy. People will believe you if you continue this,' I stated inside my head.
"Stop it, human. You're only giving them a reason to creep out. You looked like a murderer in a movie," Baku spanked my head to get my attention. "Ouch, you fuckin' asshole," I remained stoic and didn't make a move.
'It's hurt, you fuckin' asshole!' I barked inside my head.
"Telling me their lies is a bad choice, human. Based on your vitals, you're lying. You know the place, though," Baku scanned me and showed me the result on his invisible screen. "Good grief, that's a joke," I waved a hand to wipe it out from my face.
Suddenly, the two of them heaved a sigh of relief.
"You're too funny to talk with, mate. Of course, every hunter knows the magical place of the United Realm. I don't know your story, but you should return to the country. The state and the city need you," Mr. Rick placed his hands behind his waist and stood firm in front of me. "Hmm? Excuse me, but I don't think we are synced on the topic," I faltered. "Yeah, I guess so. I shouldn't force you to incline yet," Mr. Rick stepped back a little.
'Incline with what? Are you referring to your offered job?' I was curious.
I was about to say it, someone interjected
"Excuse me. Both of you might be talking about something classified. But do you guys want me to prepare a meal?" offered Toby as he rubbed his hands with a worried look. "Thank you for your offer, but I'm okay," I humbly declined.
Toby shifted his gaze at our visitor with a little expectation.
"I'm okay with this cup. No thanks," Mr. Rick refused. "Oh, okay. How about you Ms. Adrielle?" asked Toby. "I'm okay. I already ate with Latisa earlier," Helena humbly declined.
My friend looked unhappy about it.
"Okay, call me if you need something, people. My daughter and I are in the kitchen. Have fun, people," Toby carried his daughter to the kitchen.
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"So, now what?" perplexed Helena. "As I said before, I'm going to bring you back to the city," Mr. Rick declared, smiling.
"When we will start to move?" I asked with a grave tone. "We will leave at 8 pm," Mr. Rick replied promptly.
It was already 9 in the morning, so we have a lot of things to do in this place.
Eleven hours later, I bid farewell to my friend and my cute niece. I changed my attire to casual clothes. Then, I put on my black leather jacket.
Latisa cried and embraced my female companion. Helena promised she would pay a visit when she was free from her school and hunting season.
"Buddy, take care of yourself. Always remember. NSGB group is still there for you," Toby assured. "Yeah, I will. I will never give up on my life," I proclaimed.
Then, we exchanged a bro-hug.
Suddenly, I could feel bloodlust behind me. But when I turned around, I found only this girl. She was smiling at us normally.
"H-H-Holmer, don't cheat, okay? Whatever a woman offers you a drink. Don't drink it," Toby whispered in my ears with a shaky voice. "What do you mean?" I was confused. "You will understand it someday. Just remember. Protect your treasure at all cost," Toby hit me with a light punch on my chest.
"I got it. Thank you, buddy," I nodded, smiling. "You're welcome. Come back when you feel like it. I'm sure my wife will be happy to see you here," Toby stated.
'Naah, fuck that bitch. It would be better if she doesn't exist anymore,' I simpered.
"Guys, please get in. We're going to miss the flight," Mr. Rick called, pushing the horn to get our attention. "Coming, sir," Helena responded as she carried her small bag.
"I'll be there in a minute," I picked up my bag and carried it on my shoulder. "Take care, buddy," Toby waved a hand of goodbye.
As I was about to exit the gate, something appeared in front of me.
'Eeh?' I was wretched.
"Holy moly, what the fuck is that thing floating towards Holmer?" Mr. Rick commented as he focused his eyes on the miasma. The girl noticed it and she shifted her attention to my spot. Then, her eyes froze open. "Oh, no. That's a summoning trap magic smoke. Savior watch out!" Helena rushed to my position to shield me.
"Human, get away from that miasma!" Baku transported in front of me to block its impact, but it was already too late. "Oh, fuck," I was doomed.
The black miasma hit me. Its darkness engulfed my whole body.
I pulled out my black mask to prevent inhaling its bad smell.
'Oh, shit. What the hell is this? Help, somebody, help me!' I closed my eyes in panic.
I was about to lose consciousness. But I could hear a lot of panic noises around me.
When I tried to stand up, something dropped on my arms. It was heavy, but I could manage to keep it in my hands.
'Man, this smells too sweet. What's going on?' I rubbed my eyes to clear my view.
The miasma disappeared out of a blue.
As I stood up, I noticed I was in the middle of a stage. The whole place was covered with extravagant furniture, a chandelier hung up on the ceiling, and I could glimpse a lot of food banquets in the area.
"You... who are you?" someone demanded me to introduce myself. "Hmm?" I titled my head in confusion.
"How did you get in here?" this Freddy Krugger looked-a-like demanded an explanation. "Pardon?" I was really confused. "You monster. Tell me your name!" he barked.
"N-n-n-no way. It works," a feminine cold voice was bewildered. "Hmm?" I shifted my gaze to the owner of this voice.
'No wonder it was too heavy. It's not an object. Its... It's a human,' I smiled subconsciously.
I stretched my neck to the left, and I luckily dodged his spear. A loud bang echoed behind me.
"Did I miscalculate? I thought it worked somehow. Good grief. You're not the person I wanted to see. Sorry to ask this, but who are you?" the platinum-haired girl wrapped her arms across my neck. Her icy gaze looked straight into my eyes. "Good evening. We met again, milady," I declared as I glared at her with a badass look.
"Pardon? Did we meet before?" she was confused. "Yeah, but you don't need to remember," I giggled.
'Tell me, what's happening right now, lady?' I screamed inside my head.
"Don't think you can escape here. The duel is not yet over!" the angry businessman jumped to slice my neck. But I sneezed and hung my head down before it reached my neck. "Oops, my bad. Sorry for doing that, milady," I smiled.
I looked like I was making fun of this man here, but it wasn't my intention. I almost lose my life from that assault, you see.
I could hear a round of applause around the place. I shifted my gaze and I found out that we were surrounded by several audiences.
"Who the fuck are you?" this crazy businessman demanded as he pointed his spear at my position. "Holver Arnoa. Thank goodness, you arrived on time. See that kid? That's part of the rules to call for a companion!" the president of Fly High Institute was very happy to see me.
"Holver Arnoa. You fuckin' traitor. You son of a bitch. You are supposed to be dead. But to think my former father's attendant is putting on a little show here. You're a disgrace to the Hanzui clan. Princess, you shouldn't resist the love of this prodigy. If you consider yourself as the next heir of your clan, you should fight me singlehandedly. Calling him is wrong. That's a wrong move!" the crazy businessman cried. "I'm sorry, but this is the end. You should stop it now. I can handle him," the beautiful young lady embraced me like we were a married couple or something.
'What the fuck is going on?' I shattered.
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